Tuesday, December 31, 2013

In all seriousness though....

I'm not a puckbunny but, if you're gonna play like shit, you'd better be handsome.

I'm not a puckbunny but, if you're gonna play like shit, the least  you could do is be handsome.

I'm not a puckbunny but, when the score goes downhill, the least they could do is give me something decent to look at.

Friday, July 12, 2013

All I do is eat.

All I do is eat, eat, eat, no matter what.
Got food on my mind; I can never get enough.
And every time I step up out the kitchen,
all I wanna do is throw up.
And just lay there,
and just lay there,
and just lay there,
a sow, a sow, a sow.
And all I do is eat, and pass out on the stairs, then just lay there.